A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
“Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”
“What?” said the puzzled groom.
“How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”
“Well,
Husband #1 was a sales representative, he
kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services, he was never
really sure how it was supposed to function, but he
said he’d look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services, he said
everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the
system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing, even though he knew he had
the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer, he understood the basic process
but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new
state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration, he thought he
knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing, although he had a nice product, he
was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist, all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist, all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector, all he ever did was, God!
I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!”
“Good,” said the new husband, “but, why?”
“You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!”