A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a real Rugby player.
They start to talk and eventually go back to his place:
They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.
On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.
“What’s that for?” the lady questions.
“Oh, I have this so that when I’m on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me.”
Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.
‘What’s that ?’ the lady questions again.
Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV.”
Then the man drops his underwear and on his pen!s, he has a tattoo that says AIDS.
The lady screams:
“Don’t tell me you have AIDS!”
The man replies:
“No, no…!!! Calm down…!!! It will say ADIDAS in a minute…