A Teenage Boy Goes To Church To Confess His Sins


 A teenage boy goes to church to confess his sins. 

“Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.” 

The priest asks, “Is that you, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?” 

The boy replies, “Yes, Father, it is.” 

The priest asks, “And who was the girl you were with?” 

“I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation.” 

“Well, Tommy, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Patricia Fitzgerald?” 

Tommy replies, “I cannot say.”

The priest insists, “Was it Lisa O’Shanter?” 

“My lips are sealed.”

“Was it Cathy O’Dell?” 

“Please, Father, I cannot tell you.” 

The priest sighs in frustration. 

“You’re very tight-lipped, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned, and you have to atone.” 

“You can no longer be an altar boy until 4 months have passed. Now you go and behave yourself.” 

Tommy says, “Yes, Father.” 

Tommy walks back to his pew, and his friend Sean slides over and whispers, “What’d you get?” 

Tommy grins and says,

“Four months vacation and three good leads!”

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