Social Security office

 


After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.


The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s License to verify my age.


I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.


I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.


The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’.


So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.


She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my Social Security application.


When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.


She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.’

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