A older couple were lying in bed


 An older couple were lying in bed one night.


The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.


She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.”


Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second, then tried to get back to sleep.


A few moments later she said: “Then you used to kiss me.”


Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.


Thirty seconds later she said: “Then you used to bite my neck.”


Angrily, he threw back the sheets and got out of bed.




“Where are you going?” she asked.


“To get my teeth

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