One day a father and his ten-year-old son were on the bus,
when the boy noticed a redhead with huge fronts.
“Hey Pop,” the son cried, “look at those melons!”
The father, a religious man proceeded to send the boy to an all male military academy, in the hope that he would get some manners.
Six months later the boy came home and the father decided to take him on another bus ride.
Again, a woman with very large fronts sat across from them.
To see if his son had learned any manners, the father exclaimed, “Look at the melons on that redhead!”
“melons my eye,” the boy replied with a smile, “get a load of the bum on that bus driver!!”