Dojokes: A Blind Man Enters A Ladies Bar By Mistake


 A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake.


He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.


After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,


“Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”


The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.


In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,


“Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things:


1 – The bartender is a blonde girl.


2 – The bouncer is a blonde gal.


3 – I'm a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.


4 – The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.


5 – The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.


Now think about it seriously, Mister


Do you still wanna tell that joke?”


The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, “Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

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