Old Couple’s Text Messages – Joke

 


An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.


The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.


One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.


She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:


“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.


If you are laughing, send me your smile.


If you are eating, send me a bite.


If you are drinking, send me a sip.


If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”


The husband texted back to her:


“I’m on the toilet. Please advise.”

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