One morning while his wife was making breakfast,
a man walked up to her and gave her a healthy pinch on her bums.
He said to her, “If you firmed up your bums we could get rid of your girdle.”
The wife was angry but said nothing.
The next morning her husband pinched her brst and said,
“If you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra.”
The wife grabbed her husband’s tool and replied,
“and if you firmed this up we could get rid of the mailman, the gardener, the pool man, and your brother!”